This is a short story about what happened today.
Opposite my grand aunties house is a fairly large house with a dog. A mutt, really. No distinctive breed. Brownish black and only like to bark bark bark bark bark at EVERYTHING!
(light bulb!!)
*evil grin*
As i alighted from the car, i mocked at the mutt. I threw my hands in the air. I "woof woof, bark bark" at it. I jumped little jumps and swung my hands in the air like i just don't care!
woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
My actions were crazy and drove the mutt to the brink of dogworld insanity.
*more evil grin*
I went inside.
When it was time to go home, again i repeated what i did earlier. Louder and more vibrantly.
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
Then i heard someone at the house came out. I braced myself for the music.
I quickly turned towards my car. Nothing.
As i started my engine, still nothing.
From the mirror, i saw owner locking up mutt in cage.
LOL & LMAO ROTF
XD XD XD
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.
.
ps. i hope no other neighbour saw me, or else i may end up on YouTube. LOL
pps. with the many things going on lately and concurrently, i had to release stress one way or another. It just wasn't the mutt's day today. And it happened to be mine. =P
Opposite my grand aunties house is a fairly large house with a dog. A mutt, really. No distinctive breed. Brownish black and only like to bark bark bark bark bark at EVERYTHING!
(light bulb!!)
*evil grin*
As i alighted from the car, i mocked at the mutt. I threw my hands in the air. I "woof woof, bark bark" at it. I jumped little jumps and swung my hands in the air like i just don't care!
woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
My actions were crazy and drove the mutt to the brink of dogworld insanity.
*more evil grin*
I went inside.
When it was time to go home, again i repeated what i did earlier. Louder and more vibrantly.
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
Then i heard someone at the house came out. I braced myself for the music.
I quickly turned towards my car. Nothing.
As i started my engine, still nothing.
From the mirror, i saw owner locking up mutt in cage.
LOL & LMAO ROTF
XD XD XD
.
.
.
ps. i hope no other neighbour saw me, or else i may end up on YouTube. LOL
pps. with the many things going on lately and concurrently, i had to release stress one way or another. It just wasn't the mutt's day today. And it happened to be mine. =P





3 ppl said sth:
Funny lar u...kacau that dog for wad. pity that dog! hmm
haha...
ki siao punya orang...
You are soo NBTD!!
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